>Men Are Just Happier People--
 >What do you expect from such simple creatures?
 >Your last name stays put.
 >The garage is all yours.
 >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
 >Chocolate is just another snack.
 >You can be President.
 >You can never be pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
 >You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
 >Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal.
 >You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
 >Same work, more pay.
 >Wrinkles add character.
 >Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
 >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
 >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
 >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
 >One mood all the time.
 >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
 >You know stuff about tanks.
 >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
 >You can open all your own jars.
 >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
 >If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
 >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
 >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
 >You almost never have strap problems in public.
 >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
 >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
 >You only have to shave your face and neck.
 >You can play with toys all your life.
 >Your belly usually hides your big hips.
 >One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
 >You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
 >You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
 >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

 >No wonder men are happier.

Rachel Nightingale